William H. McGonagall, a creepy looking guy.
He'd stand and wait on sunny days and watch the girls walk by.
He never did no wrong to them, he'd keep a distance, shy.
With their noses in the air, the girls passed quickly by.
Afraid of his messed up eye and pants too high,
They'd scurry, point A to B.
William H. McGonagall. Scary little dweeb.